pickup lines

tested on real people with real results!!

• are you a electrical cables? cause i’ll leave bite marks all over you~
• are you fibre optic cabel? cause gosh youre bitable
• are you subbed? cause あなたとレズビアンセックスがしたい
• girl are you the zoologist from terraria? cause ur pretty
• girl are you a t-shirt? cause id put you in a washing machine
• hii are you a valve deckard because i want you
• Hey babe are you a fire elemental cuz uhhh Ur hot
• hey girl are you a car because you go beep
• if you wanna come over to my place we can eat moldy cheese together~~